Who wants to leave Earth?

If every girl would be our sister then why are we taking our penises to this planet( just kidding). yeah i'd like to go with you but i dont have any money and i have to get an engineering degree so could you delay your departure for like four years and what kind of paradise that will be without 70 virgin girls for only one man .thats why i love Allah and chooses Islam as my religion ( yabe dabi doo)